I don’t think there is a more uncomfortable moment than sitting in a school auditorium watching your kids in a play with your ex husband…and his new wife.  How am I supposed to concentrate on my child and still look the paralegal whore up and down out the corner of my eye?  It’s unfair; I’ve never been able to multi task.  Add to the awkwardness the fact that all the other parents are looking out the corners of their eyes to see how I’m reacting to Miss Thang!  I’m so glad I actually took the extra time to wash and blow dry my hair before the play.  I looked hot!  I hope I didn’t damage my eyes; they keep twitching to the left side.